Complete the statement

I’m 2 swag   reply

cause i was the baddest bitch. duh.   reply

They pressed for no reason.   reply

i fel down the stairs in front of everyone (true story)   reply

cause I opened my device in class then moaning noises of my yaoi anime I was watching started playing on full volume   reply

I am a asian with a good look and big boobies , all these word were a lie...   reply