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rDHz9A little Later, You was taking a shit.
He was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" You exclaimed, His face wincing with effort.
He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side.


Just as You was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh!

"Well hello...You" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway.

A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. His deep, sensual voice which You knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face and groinal area.

"Sukuna... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

He appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However He couldn't with You near by....they were like family now.Sukuna was like His mother.
Any sane person would never allow their own mother to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from masturbating all day...ya ever feel dirty You?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" You shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Sukuna heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Your spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, You..."

You was not shy, at all. He defeated Sukuna and blew up His evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was He going to see his metaphorical mother literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a choclate source on the banana split of love that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said Sukuna finishing the sentence with a sly smile.

"Wh-what the..." and before You could send the third word out of His mouth..

..Sukuna's towel dropped to the floor,setting his swingy bits free into the mist of the shower.
You noticed everything on him instantly. His soft butt,his magically gravity-defying middle leg and the tiny thingy colored birth mark on his butt, which made Him feel funny...as He had one there too.

Still, the sight of his near perfect body caused Your penis to become very hard. It stood erect and proud, pointing straight towards the mighty heavens.


"hehe oh my You...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Sukuna, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Him shapely body was everything You could want in something to wank to. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
NAAAAAH!!

But just as You was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.


You burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" you said as he causally slipped his pants back on.
Sukuna, who You didnt notice, picked up his towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" You gestured to his shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So You put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now.
As he walked out Sukuna whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
You Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
---
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...it was sexy times!
Sukuna winked at You when no one else was looking.
"Later" he mouthed at him silently so no one could hear.
---
You were up earlier than usually. You were super excited. After all, today was your wedding day!
You danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.
Oh, how excited you were! Today, you would finally be married to Megumi! (A/N Oh yeah, you are ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)

Of course for this day, you had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all your friends to come (except Nobara cuz she's a bitch).
Megumi himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.
You were trying out your wedding dress in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but Megumi thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: you couldn't wait until the actual night. See. You had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. You felt there had to be at least one thing Megumi should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited you were to finally share that final bit with Megumi!

The day was coming along nice. You received lots of compliments for your dress. Megumi looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, you loved watching your love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips you could kiss all night long.
And those hands, you looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to you while he did so. Megumi's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed your hands as they cut the cake. The way he held your wrists as you cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on your chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as you and Megumi. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when you stood there at the altar about to give your word to Megumi. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but Nobara!

"Stop! You are making a mistake!" Nobara said. "I should be with Megumi!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie!
The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Highwayman came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and Itadori, who had been the priest, too!).

"I knew something was up," Nobara said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."
She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at you.

You opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation.
Nobara laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Sukuna but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Sukuna and I defeated him and took his invitation.

You knew that Nobara could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Nobara turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Sukuna together. But you didn't know that Nobara could have defeated Sukuna...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHAHAAHA, Nobara laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The gaurds took Itadori and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Megumi.

Nobara walked over to Megumi and took his hand. "Now, Itadori, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, you try to stop me....I will ressurrect Sukuna!"

you felt like you were kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! You thought. Give up the love of your life or save the world from Sukuna. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture you!

But long you didn't have to be in agony. Because you had a plan!

---
Later, You and Sukuna were alone again.
"Its Later" said Sukuna, pulling You towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Sukuna was naked. You wondered how He did that. He must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..You was already.

Sukuna lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off His body at a seductively slow pace. You could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through His veins.
The alluring look of his nudie comrade became too much for him to fathom and his erect penis launched a mighty wad of semen directly onto Your eye.

There You sat, His pink panties pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with His bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from His face.
Sukuna giggled as Your dignity shriveled and died, but You had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after He found out He was His own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" You said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"
...and with that Sukuna jumped on You. What little remained of their clothes plopped of quickly. Some fell in the toilet.
"um... lets g-get you outta my toil-dreams and into my bed." You stuttered, desperately trying to be slick, yet he knew it was hopeless to be suave on the shitter.


Sukuna hopped gleefully out of the shower, the soap continued pouring from His shapely body.You stood up from the toilet, His naughty bits proudly waving about and His pants still down around His ankles. He hurried to chase His shapely body down.
He fell in the door way, tripping over His pants. He pulled His face up from the floor and gazed at Sukuna, DANCING ON THE KITCHEN TABLE
The night wreaked of eroticisms...and You could see that it was going to be a all you can eat porkfest.
And it was!

Sukuna was soon ridding You like a pogo stick.
"Poke me! DEEPER! DEEPER! GODDAMNIT!"
"Oh God I'm going to hell!" You screamed.
You still had his Hawaiian shirt on and Sukuna was dripping soapy water all over the bed.


His perky penis swung around, like a happy child on a moon bounce. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!, You liked it. It was a big, beautiful thing that ached to be sucked on.

You especially liked that from this angle He could not see the awkward birth mark on His ass cheek. Which was a relief. You wanted to be hard and strong where it counts for the person He had always thought of as His grandma.
"Oh You!" He breathed heavily, deep and cavernous "is what we're doing wrong!?!?"
"OH GOD YES!!" He yelled back at His naked grandma.
"GOOD! YES! YES! YES! YES FATHER!!!" Sukuna screamed.


When it was over they cleaned themselves, the room and the nearby warehouse down.
It took awhile - fortunately they finished before any of their friends got back. So their little secret was safe...for now.
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~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Uuuurgh," you said, putting up your most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said Nobara in utter disbelieve.

"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Megumi just to make you jealous."

And then, then you thought of the one thing that would make your ruse even better.

"Because really, you said, I love you."

Nobara stood there baffled. All the ninjas looked at her unsure what to do now.

"Y... you mean that?" said Nobara.

"Of course not!" said Megumi and in that unguarded moment he knocked Nobara unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Megumi yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards.
All the other guests laughed as well.
As did you.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested Nobara, the wedding continued.

And as you predicted. In the evening, finally you could show off your kink. And then it turned out that Megumi too had a secret, he whispered at you, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, you thought and it became a really really nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... You felt a little doubt over your proclaimation of love towards Nobara. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Megumi was your life partner now. Although... maybe... when Nobara finally came free, you might be able to convince Megumi to explore more kinks with the both of them....


The end