Tell your good comebacks for a specific situation

Idk but i've been called a green gremlin who had an ugly ass taco cake for their wedding....... You can think of the scenario yourself......   reply

You look like that one time i took a really fat shit   reply

You are working in area 51, and you decided to rescue one of aliens but the alarm went off and you need to run away with an alien without getting caught Run! Everyone are looking for you and your alien friend!   reply