FUSSY
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death
good thing i dont know how to read
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10 05,2021
you should go outside! sit in the sun. breathe some fresh air. and never come back to this site
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10 05,2021
ngl tho if someone says "i wanna die in pleasure" im afraid a lot of ppl would casually buy the fussy jelly whatever n yk-
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10 05,2021
Does it also works for women though
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11 05,2021
I regret reading this from the first word
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11 05,2021
okay but why am i glad to see this kind of thing instead of the drama
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10 05,2021
damn no wonder dolphins are only animals except humans to have sex for pleasure
imagine having such strong pussy
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10 05,2021