Spongebob x Squidward
*Bzzz * *Bzzzz*
Hearing the sound of the buzzing alarm, Squidward mildly set if off and get up from his bed feeling refreshed. He woke up today earlier than his usual routine, pleading to avoid the annoying alarm clock of the yellow sponge next his house.
Remembering that annoying sponge,he once again took a deep breath and recited "Happy Thoughts, Happy thoughts" not wishing to remember the bastard who makes his life in Bikini bottom hell.
Anyhow, today is his day off. Meaning he's free from that Greedy cheap ass old crabs who does nothing but boss him around. Which also means he can finally do what he wants all day peacefully....
*ding* *dong*
"Squidward, are you here? BHAHAHA I know youre there, open the door"
*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
Or maybe not....
He sighed in annoyance, the previously bright eyes turning gloomier and gloomier as seconds pass by thinking ' Here we go again...'
He rushed towards the door, opened it and before Spongebob could utter any more words,he roared out loud in front of his face saying "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!".
Squidward then slammed his door closed as powerful as he can wanting no more interaction with his annoying childish neighbor.
"Time to take a bath" he declared, but as he turn his head around he found Spongebob grinning staring at him.
"Oh Hi Squidward"
He doesnt want to argue any longer, he just stared at him blankly and went his way to pick up Spongebob and throw him outside his house.
Squidward then proceeded to take a bath, in a defense matter. Thinking that yellow sponge will show up any moment since he doesnt know the meaning of privacy.
However, squidward finished his bath in a swift manner without disturbance surprisingly.
After dressing up, he thought of proceeding in his art room and paint to relax. But with his surprise, Spongebob is there staring at the roughly 500 self portrait paintings posted in the ceiling.
He run towards spongebob in a sinister matter, glaring at him as if he was to rip him off to pieces and questioned "Did you touch any of my masterpieces??!!!"
"Of course not Squidward HAHAHA" he hurriedly replied
"Dont you dare touch anything in here"
* pokes Squidward's shoulder*
"Is this counted?" Spongebob asked innocently
"Leave"
"But why?"
"JUST LEAVEEEE"
Squidward once again picked up Spongebob, about to throw him out of the window out of annoyance yet spongebob interrupted him.
"Oh but can I say something Squidward? "Whatever, go on"
" I think those paintings are beautiful, I cant help staring at them ever since you invited me in your house earlier"
Squidward put him down and asked with gloaming eyes "You think so?" Before switching and asked "When did I invite you??!!!"
"Yes, but why do you only draw self portrait?"
" Because nothing interests me beside myself, who is the optimum of perfecton" Squidward proclaimed as if he was on the top of the world
"Then what if I interest you?" asked Spongebob.
".... Impossible"
"Oops, I forgot i have a schedule with Mr krabs, I gotta go and im not squiding with you BHAHHAHAHA get it? "
"Yeah yeah sure, go leave"
"Okay, bye squidward"
"Yeah bye"
"Okay, bye squidward"
"..."
"Okay, bye squidward"
"...."
"Okay, bye squidward"
"WONT YOU SHUT IT ALREADY AND LEAVE??!!"
"Okay, bye squidward"
( after some time)
"Haah,finally that bastard is gone"
He then look over to the empty canvas placed in his painting easel being reflected by the sunlight.
"Maybe i should try drawing other people beside myself after all...."
He grinned slightly , and went his way to take a seat and paint.
Yes , there is no bdsm, no weird sht , no cum, no horny. im sorry for your expectations but I felt like writing a normal fanfic one.
