Let's be honest here, ain't a scary situation...I would just throw a bag of flour to blind them, then a bunch of oil, and BRRRRRRRRRRRR BOOM SHAKALAKA a festive fire, and free chicken nuggets.
But if they were outnumbering me by a long shot and were a serious threat...then...
My axe, machete, butcher knife, katana, saw, chainsaw, my bat, my metal ......
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