how old are you

I have no age and shall never perish, bow down to me mortals   reply

I’m ∞ years old   reply

Not legal. But almost legal.   reply

Y'all really be forgetting this is the internet huh... （￣へ￣）   reply

I am above the standards of what you mere mortals call "age". For I have wandered this planet before the dinosaurs roamed this land. Having the knowledge of the beings that are not written, and creatures known only in childrens fiction.   1 reply

I'm 69,420 years old   reply