Hot men give me so much gender envy

Whenever I see a hot man instead of simping for him, I want to bE HIM. MF I WANNA BE A HOT MAN. INSTEAD I AM A CHUBBY EGG WITH A TOUPEE ON. People say "uwu baby" I DON'T WANNA BE "uwu baby" I WANNA BE "owo daddy" PLS- IM SORRY