FML....

aight so ima get this off my head.... My mom will never forgive her sister because 'she put gum on our car'.....

It was actually me..... I was chewing gum and spit it out the window... Physics were against me and the wind with the car moving made it stick to the side.... I didn't know this of course because I was young.... Fuck Physics.....

It was only after I got older that I realized it was actually me.... I even fucking said I saw my aunt put it on our car because my mom looked like she wanted that to be the answer..... (I was like 8-9 years old)........

my mom keeps bringing that up and doesn't even want my aunt close to our car now.... She can't ever find out I'm the one who did it....