may I have your aTTENTION

As a gay person, there is nothing I fear more than other gays. When the intrude on my territory I let out a shriek that can break windows and ear drums to declare war agaist them. I specifically live in a red state where there are less gays to avoid conflict with them. When we go to war, countless lives are lost and cities destroyed. Hiroshima? Not a nuke, just a gay orgy gone wrong. Fukushima? Gay affair going down in the plant? Hitler? Gay man threatened by stalin's Chad gay cock.

You should be afraid.