eating @ss

Anyways I was walking one day and then out of nowhere this man offered me some grilled meat at a stan. I bought cause that shit look bussin and took a chomp. He asked me what I thought of it and I told him his stuff was tasty or whateva. I asked him what meat he used cuz the shit tasted good. He then told me he cut off his booty cheeks and I just sinked my teeth in his ass. Ever since that day I've been finding people with big asses and cutting them off. Don't try eating the ones that had surgery tho .