WAIT WAIT i just realized i told almost nobody abt this yet
So my parents used to have this fridge magnet with 2 turtles on it and it was a male and a female, doesn't seem like anythings wrong right?
Well you're wrong
The male was ontop of the female and the female was saying "go faster!" Cause turtles are slow right?
You probably have caught on by now
So when i was still young i always kept looking at it whenever i passed by the fridge because i didn't know what it meant and i was trying to figure it out
And little o'l untainted me thought it meant the male should walk faster bit ahaha...
LITTLE DID I KNOW RIGHT
AND THEY HAD THIS ON THE FLIPPIN FRIDGE
WHERE ITS VISIBLE FOR ANYONE TO SEE
AND VISIBLE TO PAST ME
A 7 YEAR OLD CHILD
Haha... My parents :')