~i fucked a chair leg~
you fucking whores better read this
hmmm lately, my 20 inch, thick, monster dildo hadn't been working. i wanted something bigger but didn't know what to do. i couldnt use a man obviously cuz their dicks r useless. i eyed the new chair i just bought off of amazon yesterday. i had measured it earlier and it came down to a whopping 30 INCHES! delicious. i flipped it down where i proceeded spraying a whole bottle of lube onto it. angling my ass, i sat down and let it slide down my stretched out anus. i could feel it push my tasty liver, big and small intestines and appendix to the side. the feeling off everything shifting immediately made me cum. i started noticing the feeling of something poking my lungs. that's when i realized it was the chair itself and not my heart. how ~UwU~
after about 5 minutes, i got off and i noticed the leg was now covered in shit and some body slime. welp now i know what to eat for lunch tomorrow. i cant wait UwU
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kudos to that one twt video
Why do you just detest me and my eyes
Why do you get up and choose violence everyday
Why do you get up and decide you wanna ruin my day
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23 04,2021