~i fucked a chair leg~
you fucking whores better read this
hmmm lately, my 20 inch, thick, monster dildo hadn't been working. i wanted something bigger but didn't know what to do. i couldnt use a man obviously cuz their dicks r useless. i eyed the new chair i just bought off of amazon yesterday. i had measured it earlier and it came down to a whopping 30 INCHES! delicious. i flipped it down where i proceeded spraying a whole bottle of lube onto it. angling my ass, i sat down and let it slide down my stretched out anus. i could feel it push my tasty liver, big and small intestines and appendix to the side. the feeling off everything shifting immediately made me cum. i started noticing the feeling of something poking my lungs. that's when i realized it was the chair itself and not my heart. how ~UwU~
after about 5 minutes, i got off and i noticed the leg was now covered in shit and some body slime. welp now i know what to eat for lunch tomorrow. i cant wait UwU
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kudos to that one twt video
I heard the guy that did that died-
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23 04,2021
20 inch? Tch, damn weakling. I got 25 inch ya bitch
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23 04,2021
If you do this one more time i'm going to kms.
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23 04,2021
First of all, how does a dildo stop working?
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23 04,2021
This would be a prefect time
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23 04,2021
your not wrong about mens dicks being usless-
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23 04,2021
You know what I think these posts are growing on me it's like I wanna see what other stuff you come up with
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23 04,2021
not gonna lie, i think this is growing up on me.
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23 04,2021
