Yall trolling making me wanna go blind-

I made some booty juice and coochie juice slime and the shit was bussin bussin. I fed it to my dog one day but he was a pussy so I put him down!!!1!!1!11!!!1111111!!!!! my momma beat my ass saying i killed him or whateva so i fed her the shit. she left me at a foster home. what a bitch. anyways hit me up if you tryna buy some of my shit ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶