Why Thighs Ultimately Win.

Let's think of the life-long question that men and women everywhere ask.

Which is better? Ass or Tits?

The debate of the Ass vs Tits has been around for as long as many can remember. While many prefer tits, the majority prefer ass. A few opinions people have are:

sum1rand0m on reddit says,,
"Ass! Because you can grab and slap ass in ways you can't with tits, you can check out a girls ass from behind without her even knowing unlike tits, a great ass means a girl worked her ass off (pun intended) to get it unlike tits you can buy. Also a big ass small tits still looks more proportional than a girl with huge tits and no ass."

ManicLord on reddit says,,
"Ass. You can sculpt an ass. Tits are not like that."

Breklinho on reddit says,,
"Ass with no tits beats tits with no ass every day

In general perky B cups with a nice butt are perfff"

Kiyoshi Fujino from Prison School says,,
"Mankind... used to walk on all fours.
What they saw before then... were asses...
Yes... in the evolution of mankind, the ass... became the boobs...
When mankind walked on four legs... what lay before their eyes...
Was the ass.
Ever since the day man began to walk on two legs, the ass... no longer remained in front of their eyes, and what replaced it were... the boobs!!
Women's large mounds are a replacement for the ass.
But the true origin of life is the ass... boobs... are just a replacement... so...
In the end, boobs are nothing more than fake asses.
And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation, of course I would choose the original!!"
(well said, Kiyoshi, well said...)

Kempeth on reddit says,,
"Tits.

I've never seen a naked ass where I went "Damn girl!". But I do appreciate a nice but not overwhelming curve below the waist wrapped in tight pants. And I do appreciate it as a sensitive spot for caressing and such.

But a nice pair of breasts looks good with and without clothes."

TenKDays agrees with the above replying,,
"I'm with you on this as well. Huge tits aren't necessarily nicer than smaller ones. It's all about proportions :)"

toypatrol on reddit says,,
"Tits.

Anyone can have a nice ass. All it takes is a whole lot of proper exercise and bam. You can have it poppin back there.

But great tits are the best, they can't be replicated. Doing squats can make your flat ass big, but you can't have a flat chest and work them into DD's. That makes them more divine to me.

Plus I'm a visual guy, so with the front you get her face and tits all in one view. I feel like I spend more time in a relationship face to face rather than behind her so ass is not as important for me."

While many are on about tits and ass, there are some who don't agree with them at all.

HaydenB on reddit says,,
"Legs... Nice legs please.."

theshaqattack on reddit says,,
"Legs ... So much harder to find a good set of legs than a good ass or good tits.

I go, legs, ass, tits."

NCender27 responds to the above,,
"My man. Most people go for the boobs or the ass. Even for grabbing during the act, but not me. Give me a sexy pair of thighs and my fingers will dig in so hard it'll leave bruises. Boobs are eye candy. An ass is good for smacking. But when I need grab a hold for a climax even Thor himself would be jealous of, I won't grab anything but the thighs. Legs all damn day."

ImFromTheSouth also replies,,
"Thick thighs. Hell yes."

While we are a small minority, there are many thigh supporters.
Now that we know the people's preferences, let's dig deeper into the facts.

Thighs can come in all sizes and still be everyone's favorite, while some people prefer a certain shape and size of tits and ass. Generally, the majority prefer larger tits and curvier asses according to studies.

Michael Castleman says,,
"French researchers fitted women with various size padded bras and sent them to cafés where they sat alone. As bra size increased, so did the number of men who approached them."

Barbara Stepko states,,
"Research from the University of Texas at Austin found that what men are really drawn to isn’t so much the size of the derriere, but the curve—or, more specifically, a spinal curvature that offers the illusion of a shapely butt."

While there are no official studies for thighs, the balance between preferring muscular thighs to thick/big thighs is fairly equal.

"When it comes to big thighs, there may be an evolutionary reason why someone would want a partner with big thighs. Larger hips, for example, indicate that someone can more readily bear children without complications. A bit of extra weight shows that the woman is healthy and can nurse children. Big thighs fall into this category." Says Courtney Pococh.

She also states,,

"Everyone has different tastes, so there are some guys who like thin thighs, some guys who like big thighs and many guys in between. In general though, most guys prefer toned, athletic thighs. This is because toned thighs (regardless of size) look better, and because it is healthier. While some guys may still be fine with big thighs of any sort, the majority are going to prefer big thighs that got that way through muscle tone."

Not only are big thighs attractive, but they also may be wiser health wise to have, according to Harvard Health research,,

"A weighty body of evidence shows that upper body fat is more hazardous than lower body fat. Until recently, doctors assumed that even if lower body fat is less dangerous than upper body fat, it's no bargain on its own. But research may change that belief; without questioning the fact that upper body fat is a formidable foe, it raises the startling possibility that lower body fat may actually be a friend to health"

Now that I have stated the facts, it's time to bring my own opinion into view.
As many others have said before, thighs are the best things to grab and grope during intercourse. Additionally, thighs are the best pillow. Yes, boobs may be indeed soft as well, it can be awkward for the woman’s breast you are laying on. When pressure is applied to most women’s breasts it can feel uncomfortable, or can even hurt. Also, unless you are either both laying down or the woman’s breasts are unusually large, you can’t really lay comfortably. However with thighs, no matter the size or texture they are warm and comfortable. This position is often used in anime as a way for someone (usually mc) unconscious to lay down, while also including some romance. The woman in this situation does not feel discomfort most of the time, and can even feel nice while doing it.
If you’re questioning, “why can’t you lay on the ass?” my answer to you is another question, why would you? To be able to lay on an ass the lady would have to lay on their stomach which is awkward, and if they lay flat on their stomachs their breasts can have that uncomfortable pressure I mentioned earlier.
Even if in some yaoi and fanfiction men have nice asses and sometimes big breasts, it is uncommon in the real world. Thighs, however, are common. You can always grab some nice thighs whether your partner is male, female, or a different gender. You don't need a nice body to have nice thighs.

I could go on forever about why thighs are ultimately better, but this is already 3 1/2 pages in google docs.

Hopefully, by the end of this, you realize that thighs are superior.

Thank you, and goodbye.

- Shartpissbaby, 4-12-21
started at 4:06 PM EST/ended at 5:12 PM EST