I wanna just die

I was in zoom class just now and I didn't notice my mic was on and we were all doing independent work, so it was really quiet. I went to the bathroom and sat down and started letting out the fattest fart and longest stream of pee. I looked over at my computer screen since I brought it with me and... IT SAID "THE HOST HAS MUTED YOU" AIEHFWOEFBQPIFWIPN ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! I WAS SO SHOCKED THAT I STOOD THERE FOR A FEW MINUTES COMPLPLATING HOW I COULD LEAVE MY COUNTRY RWSZTRWASTCVYIT

Make me feel better? Pls?