near death experiences (TW AT THE END FOR MENTIONS OF SU/CDE)

i must say i consider myself lucky in the fact that ive had many many minor near death experiences that people dont typically think about, such as lighting the house on fire when accidentally microwaving plastic, metal, and glass (all different times), having something half plugged into an outlet next to a carpet, the time our multi outlet melted and fused with our box outlet (another form of multi outlet), the time my mom went against the law when a train was taking 10 minutes for it to even become in sight when they had us on a red light so she just went through it and like 30 seconds later it came rushing through, the times ive tasted hand sanitizer and nail polish remover, the time i had the slightest bit of bleach, the time i almost fell off of a roof, when i was swinging on our backyards tree vines and almost injured my head, when i had a bit of raw meat (it looked tasty dont judge me), that one time my mom left the gas on in the kitchen stove for abt 20 minutes and couldve killed everyone in the house if left on for any longer, whenever my mom cooks (sorry mom youre not that good and sometimes your chicken looks raw), when my brother almost suffocated me in our sleeps in mexico (dw its chill but for reference i was ~4-5 feet tall and hes 5'11, both of us deep sleepers wnd my other brother had to separate his arm from my neck and pillow from my face), when i stayed inside an inflating jumper bc someone popped it, the time i had a bag over my head, and the typical ones i had very often, high fevers in (usually) the hundreds. the highest ive had is 108°-110° F. now for the more depressing ones, my multiple "reincarnation" attempts. i am no longer depressed enough to do this but it was rlly bad. anyways those are all of my near death experiences! i hope you had fun reading this