i fucking love this man

just a warning i am currently on a sugar high so this may not make sense but holy fuck i fucking love kaito kuroba. he's just absolutely fucking perfect like he's a magician and a fucking thief??? bitch his character debutted 2 years before tuxedo mask he was the original anime top hat wearing gentleman. like everyone thinks that he's a bad guy but in actuality he's only stealing to find a gem that can grant eternal life before an evil criminal organization can find it. and like no one knows so he has to pretend to be a "villain" but like he's not angsty at all??? he's cool and confident and cocky??? like whaaaaaa??? and like he got da drip 0/-/0 like that monocle mmmmm yes please og my gosh and like he does disguises too and like he disguised himself as a cop wITH GLASSES AND OML MY HEART IT ALMOST DIED- but like a part of the fandom ships him with conan, who is actually shinichi whos's 17 but is trapped in the body of a 1st grader and like i get that they knew each other before shinichi turned into conan but like why are you shipping them when shinichi is conan gRRRRRRRRR KAITO ISN'T INTO KIDSSSSSS FJKSDJFKSAJFASKFJKAFKA- and like his smile and his smirks melt my heart and his engrish is amazing and his stupidly cheesy one-liners i just omg fjkfjkajfkad and like hE HAS A GUN THAT SHOOTS PLAYING CARDS?!? LIKE OMG THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL AND HE HAS A HANGLIDERRRR i can't and he's super smart and creative and he's afraid of fish and there are some depictions of him beinglike unstable and his mindset in those are so fucking hot like i know that that stuff isn't good irl but his obsession and fixation on certain things and him getting attention and always hiding his true intentions its just jfksjfksajfkasfjasl he's just so cool fkfjkasfdjksjfksaljfdskf

tl;dr: i wub kaito kuroba and u should too owo