What's your favorite insults?

It's my friend's... "Did you get your brain abducted or something?"   reply

How bout you shut ur fucking mouth u lying little abortion   reply

yo mama so slutty she got fired at a spermbank for drinking at the job HELPP   1 reply

Me to my ex- I forgot you existed   reply

I just realized I don't use insults, I just shout if I'm angry on someone in the extremes I use stupid n idiot that's all..(￣∇￣")   reply

When in my group of friends we make fun of one of us we say "you smell like ass" which in italian kinda sound like saying you smell like shit. How can you defend yourself?! By saying "no I don't"? Like hell that would work. You just have to accept it... truly horrible   2 reply