What’s the best autocorrect slip up you’ve had?

I type "give me a sex" instead of a sec wayy too often   2 reply

I was supposed to type congrats (friend name) but it auto corrected into congrats, bitch which wasn't good at the moment cause I was trying to congratulate my friend for coming out as bisexual. Good thing I noticed and didn't send it cause I was the first person she told and she looked so scared to tell me too   reply

i’ve got a couple, i was texting a friend and i was about to type “i’ll give you seeds” to “i’ll give you s*x” fucking bullshit bruh my friend even took a screenshot of it. another one was when me and my friend were messing around and i asked them dumb ass questions like what’s your favorite color, spongebob or dora? he chose spong......   reply

I type utot (fart in Filipino) a lot of times, one time I was talking to my sister on WhatsApp and I was supposed to say upon, cuz my sister asked me what sa (upon) was in English, but in a fancy term. If ur gonna ask, I always type Pak u, utot smelling bech   reply

shit it instead of shut it   reply