Do you ppl have any weird nicknames? (Or funny)

My ex called me dumb bitch so much it was basically my nickname. I called him a dick so much when my baby first started talking she called her stuffed pig a dick. So I stopped, but it was hard bc he was such a dick. But when I was little I was called pumble after a platypus. Apparently there was a tea with a platypus butler, a little blonde girl an......   reply

my friend use to call me this drink because whenever she typed my name it auto-corrected my name to a drink and i would get so mad at her for calling me that lmao i also have another one but it isnt weird its just my name but shortened and ofc im not gonna say it because i'm not gonna expose my name like that   reply

my two close friends call me trashpanda and oreo since i act like a raccoon and because one of my names is ori   reply

My dad calls me boogie or babygal which I don't like. My mom calls me shmoozie or shmoozie poo which I also don't like. My older brother calls me giant and beanstalk because I'm taller than him and monkey. My best friend calls me gampachiro kamaboku, angry boom boom boi, angry pomeranian, milk boi, silly farmer boi, and depressed simp. All because ......   reply

my brother calls me pochi, as in dog and my mum have this weird nickname for me, i cant tell the full "endearment" she uses but for short its "yang." ppl often thinks its quite cute but they dont know how ridiculous it sounds when she actually uses the complete word for it   reply

My mom calls me "inday" and my friends call me "dzae" , "dzam", or "sesz" my enemies call me "hayop".   1 reply