someone tell jokes

the only joke i know is me, so here are some awkward pickup lines: You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants? Did you know my lips......   1 reply

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they tell yokes instead. AHCCEU9-EWDBCJDBCPLOLOLOLOLOLOL   reply