Accidentally touched my friend's crotch. He went "WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT--" in embarrassment. I replied with "Dw, I didn't feel anything." 4 reply
My brother: you look ugly
Me intelligent ass: bitch I’m not a mirror, fuck off-
Not my best one but eh reply
I gave my dad food which was leftover (no we don't treat him like that) and he said, "leftovers are given to dogs" and I reponded, "well that's what I am doing"... he glared at me and i realized i said something wrong 1 reply
