Lets touch some grass

help the grass is eating me   reply

K but did the grass consent to it   reply

omy gush i am touching some grass now i am free from my sins oh yes the green thing such beauty yess amma touch some more yesss   reply

The grass rn:   reply

speaking of grass did you know that in Shrek, they weren't able to use the grass texture because it was malfunctioning. so they used the HAIR texture. which means all of the grass in Shrek is actually hair. it also means no one in Shrek has ever touched grass...   2 reply

But did we ask the grass if we could touch it? I don't think we did, so let's stop touching the grass without its permission   reply

but my grass has dog and cat shit outside   reply