‘Pan’ ic
*Sees someone who is ducking hawter than da sun*
Meanwhile in brain headquarters:
Me: omg! omg! omg! wat do we do?!?!
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Also Me: I DON’T KNOW!
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Also Also Me: FUCcCcCcCcCccCcCcCCCCk
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ImpULsE CoNtRol WhO?: umm... guys–
Logical Me: GUYS ITS OKAY! I HAVE AN IDEA! JUST CALM DOWN!
Logical Me: I think we should try to approach with a casual compliment. Y’know something like “I love your hairstyle!”
Anxiety: We’ve been over this before, No way in purgatory is that ever going to happen the way you think it will Logic. Anyway how tf do you still even exist?
ImpULsE CoNtRol WhO?: guys... uh... I kinda–
Logical Me: SHUT UP ANXIETY! You always call the shots around here, and guess where that gets us? NOWHERE. Remember last time we–
ImpULsE CoNtRol WhO?: GUYS!!!!!
Logic and Anxiety: WHAT?
ImpULsE CoNtRol WhO?: Y’all so I noticed they were wearing this really cool mask that had had a pattern bees on it...so I um...
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Everyone: What. Did. You. Do?
ImpULsE CoNtRol WhO?: I S t a r t e d
R a m b l i n g A b o u t R a d B e e
F a c t s.
Anxiety: Godammit Impulse Control
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ImpULsE CoNtRol WhO?: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵃˡˢᵒ ʰᵃᵈ ʰᵉᵃᵈᵖʰᵒⁿᵉˢ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ’ᵗ ⁿᵒᵗᶦᶜᵉ...
Logical Me: (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 *sighs* Anything else?
ImpULsE CoNtRol WhO?: They asked me to repeat what I said, and I said “Never mind.” and ran away ;-;
Logical Me: G r e a t J o b ( ̄へ ̄)
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