Well, I'd buy a time machine and go back in time to ex girlfriend, who I loved more than anything in the entire world and I didn't know she was just pretending back then, and then we'd go take a trip for all 72 hours at the beach. She'd have a ring and surprise me with couples rings. Hers says "I'm a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men" and ......
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