Why you're single
Straight boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbian?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual people: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual people: Everyone is hot what do I do?
Asexual people: what