How you drink based on your sexuality
Heterosexual - I'm a Coke fan.
Homosexual - I'm a Pepsi fan.
Bisexual - I'm a fan of both. Not at the same time, but either is fine.
Polygamist - I mix mine together sometimes. Other times I just have a bunch of cans of one at a time.
Transsexual - I drink my Coke out of a Pepsi glass or vice versa.
Pansexual - It's all just soda to me, I drink whatever I'm in the mood for.
Asexual - I drink water.
