Ahh~ boss please~ I have a boyfriend
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, I'll make it very fast. I'll throw 1000$ on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for 2000$, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undress himself."
So she agrees.
Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend and asks, "What happened?"
She responds, "The bastard used coins. I'm still picking and he's still fucking."
