I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
When I was 5, a goat (in a relative’s backyard in iraq) charged at me, headbutted me and pinned me to a brick wall with its horns. It was so painful. I thought my ribs would get crushed. To this day I am terrified of them. reply
