I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
my pet shitzu bit me under my right eye when i was around 9 years old, i slept for one night before my parents noticed the bite mark on my face lmao i still think about the amount of times i had to get injected for anti rabies reply
