"Come downstairs when you're finished."

I was 13 when I first fapped. Dad stormed into my room to tell me that he hit two lotto numbers. When he saw me fapping,he stopped jumping like a mad man, looked me dead in the eye and said "Come down stairs when you're finished," with a completely straight face. I went downstairs expecting him to beat me down; instead, he told me about how his father caught him fapping when he was 12 and how he got beat for it. We ate Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches after that.