Unexpected guests
One day I was in the mood, so I whipped out my dildo, dimmed the lights, and started to do my thing. I was almost to the point of climax when I heard a knock on the door. I thought if I ignored it they'd go away, so I continued but was interrupted again when I almost got to the point of sweet pleasure. I threw on a robe, too angry to even look out my peep hole, and opened the door. With big smiling faces, a group of people said: "Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior?" They were Jehovah's Witnesses.
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