Take out the trash!

Recently I came out, and as a gift, my best friends took me to a sex store and bought me a lot of toys. So when I came back from college on spring break, I stayed at my father's house. One day while everyone was away I decided to whip out my new dildo; I was totally in my own world, and didn't hear my father open the front door to the house. But somehow I heard him coming to my bedroom door. I hurried and threw the comforter over my entire body, mind you that my new vibrating dildo was still in my ass and at high speed. My father came bursting in the room and commanded me to take out the trash. I nodded, but my father looked at me before storming out of the room and said: "What are you waiting for? NOW!" I put my pants on, and wrapped the lubed-up dildo in my brother's comforter and took out the trash.