My friend's mom is awesome

I was really drunk one night at a friend’s house. He was asleep, and his mom had gone to work (night shift). Well, I’m laying on the couch, and I grab my laptop to look at some porn. Next thing I know, it’s morning. I had fallen asleep before doing anything. My laptop is on the coffee table, with the lid closed. I think nothing about it. Then, my friend’s mom starts informing me that I had left porn playing on my laptop when she walked in the front door from work. She said, “Boy, they were really going at it.”