Woke up early on my 19th birthday and decided to pass the time with my favorite dildo. I’m under the covers, enjoying myself, when my mother busts through my bedroom door to sing me happy birthday. I moved my hands away from my genitals and just laid there while my mom sang. The lower half of my body was covered so she didn’t realize I still had the toy inside me. The whole time I’m thinking to myself, “please leave".
BWHAHHA if that's true thanks for a good laugh-
hhhhhh (but did you get in trouble or something aghh)
I like people like you on this site instead of racist trolls
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