Pretend I'm a straight person

Mm.. people aren't going to cancel you when you want to be canceled. You have to not want to be canceled. That way the people who go around canceling others can get the satisfaction of ruining your life. the only way I will cancel you is if you are a pedo.   reply

bestie, ur so gay I can't even imagine you being straight   reply

no, shut the fuck up and go to bed because I care   reply