Has anyone of you become fluent in lying?

i lied to the police when pulled over, high af but i still got away   reply

Been lying for years , I even learned how to fake a smile bc alot of these bitches mad fake and no one bothers to ask me if I'm okay so I'm living up to their expectations   reply

I'm like the total opposite. When I lie: - Nervous laughs - Avoids eye-contact - Stutters And even if I do successfully lie, I get so anxious and I feel so sorry I end up overthinking about that one thing for the rest of the night... wished I was at least a little bit good at lying sighh   reply

Holy shit I lie so smoothly about studying how did they even believe me it was so obvious I was doing something else   1 reply

I have nothing to lie about   reply

I literally lie about having breakfast I said that I have eggs and chicken in the morning LIKE NO I DONT I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN EAT. I also lie about my parents job and so much more to my friends and they will believe it even about the little things. I feel SO BAD but I like the attention I get   reply

I’m impressed with myself but not proud of this one: I once convinced my teacher that he had lost my assignment and I got full credit for his “mistake” when, in fact, I never turned it in because I didn’t do it. It was worth 20% of my grade. I was a compulsive liar as a child because I wasn’t good at making friends and had to use lies to......   reply