I don’t wanna feel like an arsehole help?

Okay so you know when you want to talk with people cause you’re bored and you finally get someone to talk you on social media but after like 2 days you get bored of them how do I stop that I feel like such an arsehole I just wanna make friends and they either don’t get it or are too serious got solutions for me????
Also how’s everyone’s day going? If you had to choose would you eat a human or an alien, would you guys try cannibalism? Fried Squirrel or rat stew? Sorry for my weirdness