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As a Christian, I feel bad for laughing at this. Edit: Dont want to sound like my religion teacher but you basically eat Jesus's whole body everytime you eat one holy bread. Now the real question is, How many Jesus have you eaten in your entire life after attending communion every sunday?   2 reply
26 01,2021
I literally choked on water, making this up,..... So a simple google search will give you tell you that Jesus weighs 142 pounds (he was around 5'5-5'10) And the weight of one communion =1/4 gram I'm just gonna convert his weight to Gram bc its easier for me to calculate that so 142 pounds=64410.1gram This is assuming that you only eat the commun......   4 reply
26 01,2021
I’m a Christian but I’m wheezing lol- Lord Jesus I’m really sorry for laughing Σ(っ°Д °;)っ   reply
26 01,2021
I'd make a scientific answer for this if I was smart Edit: For some reason google has the answer   reply
26 01,2021
what the hell is communions?   1 reply
26 01,2021
A lot. To say the lest. One communion would be about 1 inch long and a few centimeters thick (it depends on what church) and then you have those tiny cups of grape wine...so not much. The average amount of blood in the human body would be about 1.2 to 1.5 gallons of blood. And the body of Jesus. Should be around 142 pounds seeing as he was not too ......   1 reply
26 01,2021
Also damn GERD is literally killing my throat rn edit: i found the answer on google, also ppl pls credit where you got answer from, unless you made it yourself   reply
26 01,2021
Im ugly cackling omfg   reply
26 01,2021
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