I need everyone's help

will you all help me out? I'm stupid and dumb that's why I'm in need of help. so, I have a homework it's all about jesus.


1) How would you explain the threefold office of Jesus in your own words?
- what even is a 'threefold'? It's confusing.

2) As a Christian, why is it important for you to participate actively in serving your family and the virtual community?
- why in the world do I have to serve my family and the community when I only laze around the house and eat? I litter everywhere so why do I have to serve?!

3) In your own simple ways, what will you do to act as priest and prophet in the likeness of Jesus in your own family?
- bro, these stupid questions.. seriously?! I've never acted as a priest or prophet in my whole fucked up life. I don't attend church mass, I do not follow the 10 commandments, I've committed grave sins countless times, so why?!



these 3 questions are really hard for me. I need you all's smartassess to help my fucked up brain, you know? my parents really do be threatening me, they really said "TAKE THE TEST OR WOULD YOU RATHER GET YOUR SHITTY FIGURINES BURNED?!" y'all, I've spent lots of money to buy figurines so please help me or i'll whine like shit