Welcome back to me ranting about annoying pricks

Why is it that as soon as I say I’m hyper sensitive and don’t like to be touched people make it their mission to mess with me.
Man I miss the old days in grade school when I would brag about not being ticklish so people wouldn’t even try anything.
Like bitch I can’t even wear jeans, bracelets, or necklaces because of being sensitive, so do ya really think I’m gonna find you touching the back of my neck out of nowhere funny?
Now please stop before I break your fingers cunt (╯°Д °)╯╧╧