Me hacks
Here's some tips to hack me, gimmie yours so i can solve the human mind.
When i start my sentence with "pretty sure ..", i'm often gonna lie right after. Nodding instead of answering yes/no to a yes/no question also means i'm lying.
The more nervous i'm around you, the more i admire you. Eye contact me for longer than 4 seconds and i'll love you more/imagine what it feels like to get real close to your face/get really embarassed (sometimes all of theses) .
I'll start with this much but i have more in stock if you'd like (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ