so i was making eggs, two, as the title indicates. and when they’re done cooking my mom says she wants half, to which i responded “i only made two”. she says that too much and then when i repeat it’s only two she says that she only take a little bit then and at that point i already gave in and said take half. but then she said no since i was mad, but i wasn’t. then she proceeded to call me fat and left...? i was just making breakfast and i didn’t know two was a lot.
okay first, ew your mom is giving me housewives of OC vibes at the fullest, second, two eggs are a good amount for breakfast or whatever bc of nutritional values. so if your mom ever pulls that shit on you just call her fat back and run reply
