My friends are an old married couple

friends A and B were arguing like an old married couple over their sleep schedule and how they keep each other up, and I told them, but they keep refuting it. Now it’s started an a shipping war because I have friend A in as a pet name and we talk like a couple but friends A and B totally have that argumentative couple trope. But a year ago we created a board shipping friend B with friend C, so that contradicts the other ships because they have the most similarities.

Now friend B is giving a demonstration through emojis on how she plans to put friend A in a wheelchair and chuck her off a building (Save Me [a webcomic] much?).

This isn’t really a question, just a live commentary from your truly, a person no one cared about.