Habits y’all have when you’re trying to hide the fact that you’re reading smut

I won’t really even try to hide it. My grandparents (who I’m living with) barely even notice me. I could be/ have been fucking choking and they literally won’t notice at all   reply

I laugh a lot and pretend I’m reading something funny, I’ll also make comments out loud about something completely different. Haven’t been found out so far.   reply

I talk about stuff that's happening in the scene that would sound normal Or I would talk about the problem in the previous chapter   reply

Go to places where no one can look behind me, Examples: Corners, small spaces etc;   reply

Why to bother? I watch movies and tv shows as well and sex scenes happen in there too... it's not like I hide myself...so why to cover the drawn ones. The only thing I do, usually, is to avoid reading in public anyway.   reply