do you ever do this with your cat ?

I do. I tell him he needs to contribute to the household. These days I'm working from home so when he interrupts my meetings or tries to get attention I tell him I need to work in order for him to eat because he makes no money of his own. I also tell him that his only contribution to this household is to kill bugs and spiders.   reply

I told mine to stop flirting with other cats but what she do? come home fckin pregnant FOR THE 3RD FCKING TIME /It's a stray cat so technically they're not ours, we just feed them/   1 reply

Yes. My cat is an indoor and outdoor cat but she mostly hangs out, outside more, and comes home at night. I ask her “where’s she been all day,” “why does she always come home so late,” and “Why does she go out so much,” and “she parties too much.”   1 reply

I've told my cat to: - pray - get a job - enter a military school - accept jesus - stop being gay I wish he would listen to me, but he just keeps asking for food with the same retarded look on his face lol Cats are mean to us all the time, it's only fair that we make fun of them once in a while ╮(￣▽￣)╭   reply

No, apparently I can’t talk to things I burnt in my stove.   2 reply