I found a panty liner in a drawer in the bathroom when I was like, 6, and I thought it was some type of sticker so I slapped that bad boy on my forehead and walked around the house.
Mind you, I grew up in a family that was heavily mainly female. TT_____TT Bruh, none of them told me. Just giggled every time I walked into the room. When the oldest ...... reply
"Ma, How did I exist?"
if only I could slap my past-self LiKe "DuDE, wHHYyyy did you ask that question?"
And my ma make the dumbest lie and I believed it (not till now)
Ma: Your father and I hold hand for a very LOOOOONGG time!
Me (little me): Oooooh~
In middle school
*when someone want to hold my hand*
Me: Oh gurl/boi, nope, don't hold my ...... 1 reply
I asked my teacher what sex was because I had found my dad's porn magazine and was too scared to ask him-
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