The most interesting couple you have meet.

So one year ago, I was walking with a bunch of my friends next to the beach. (It was my best friends birthday) we were just about to get lunch when suddenly a shoe came flying at my face and I got hit in the face with a 5-pound shoe. I broke my nose, and the lady who owned the shoe came running to me and just kept saying (While I was bleeding constantly) "Did I miss? Did miss dear? Did I hit it?" Some dude behind her came and said "HONEY YOU HIT!! GREAT JOB!" I was just sitting there waiting for an apology and maybe a ride to the hospital while this was going down and my friend came up to them and was like, "UHH excuse me you just hit my friend in the face with your shoe don't you think I don't know... APOLOGIZE??" they were like, "Oh yeah your friend sorry, sorry" BuT SUDDENLY THEY WERE LIKE, " Umm, we were playing a game of "Baseball with shoes" and I guess it hit your nose my girlfriend is a great hitter, isn't she a great hitter?" then and there I fainted from the lack of blood and they FINALLY CALLED THE ambulance AND I STILL DIDN'T GET MY PROPER APOLOGY!